Barber: Nak potong camne?
Customer: Pendek cam biase
Me: Botak je
Barber: Ok ak?
Customer: Atas potong skit lagi
Me: Botak je


Barber: Camne?
Customer: Belakang cam tebal lagi
Me: (Do I need to repeat my sentence?)
There's actually a fine line between shaving and stabbing..
Totally unrelated
Barber: Botak je la
Customer: Botak ok gak
Me: ...


Finally, a happy unpaid customer
Lennon barbershop; we draw a smile on your head
by: mohamed alfatih